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Trump Declares Thursday To Be Renamed “Trumpday” to Save Christianity from Pagan Thunder Gods

Washington, D.C. — November 4, 2025 In a bold move to “restore biblical purity to the American calendar,” President Donald
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Trump Renames San Andreas Fault to “Joe Biden’s Fault”

NEEDLES, CA — Just shy of the California border In a speech originally intended to promote “Godly Growth and Grit”
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