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President Trump Renames Booker T. Washington Memorial

WASHINGTON, DC In a ceremony that park officials described as “surprisingly loud” and “architecturally reckless,” President Trump signed an executive

admin February 3, 2026 No Comment

Trump Says Blue States Suffer From “Heavier Gravity,” Blames EV Batteries and Solar Panels

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Trump on Monday said Democratic‑led states are experiencing “heavier gravity” due to energy choices and dietary

admin January 26, 2026 No Comment

Residents Overwhelm New Kentucky Chemtrail App With Cloud Reports

FRANKFORT, Ky. — Kentucky officials on Monday launched a statewide Chemtrail Awareness and Reporting Tool, a mobile app allowing residents

admin January 26, 2026 No Comment

KFC Relocating Operations as Kentucky Gene Ban Takes Effect

LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) — Six years before its 100th anniversary, Kentucky Fried Chicken announced Monday it will relocate all operations

admin January 26, 2026 No Comment

First Baptist Bar & Grill Grand Opening: Where Faith Meets Fermentation

ST ELMO, KY – The First Baptist Church in Fremont has relocated to 66 6th Street and changed its name to

admin November 12, 2025 No Comment

Trump Proposes CrimeCare™: Poverty Solved Through Jail Cells on Wheels

Washington, D.C. November 12, 2025 – President Trump unveiled his latest initiative today to tackle homelessness: CrimeCare™, a program that

admin November 4, 2025 No Comment

Trump Declares Thursday To Be Renamed “Trumpday” to Save Christianity from Pagan Thunder Gods

Washington, D.C. — November 4, 2025 In a bold move to “restore biblical purity to the American calendar,” President Donald

admin November 4, 2025 No Comment

Trump Renames San Andreas Fault to “Joe Biden’s Fault”

NEEDLES, CA — Just shy of the California border In a speech originally intended to promote “Godly Growth and Grit”

admin July 29, 2025 No Comment

White House Launches CCCP Mars Initiative for Compact Patriots

WASHINGTON, D.C. — July 29, 2025In an unprecedented announcement that captured the attention of aspiring astronauts and cost-conscious taxpayers alike,

admin June 19, 2025 No Comment

Operation Bedazzle: Inside the Glittering Rebellion Against ICE

LOS ANGELES, CA – It began, as all revolutions do, on TikTok. User @ShimmerForJustice posted a now-viral video of what

admin June 18, 2025 No Comment

BREAKING: Peg Bundy Crowned Disney Princess in Post-Merger Reality Breakdown

HOLLYWOOD, CAIn a move few saw coming but many now can’t unsee, Disney has announced Peg Bundy, the legendary queen

admin June 10, 2025 No Comment

National Guard Now Available via Presidential DoorDash

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a bold leap forward for executive overreach and logistics innovation, President Trump has quietly rolled out