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admin November 12, 2025 No Comment

Trump Proposes CrimeCare™: Poverty Solved Through Jail Cells on Wheels

Washington, D.C. November 12, 2025 – President Trump unveiled his latest initiative today to tackle homelessness: CrimeCare™, a program that

admin November 4, 2025 No Comment

Trump Declares Thursday To Be Renamed “Trumpday” to Save Christianity from Pagan Thunder Gods

Washington, D.C. — November 4, 2025 In a bold move to “restore biblical purity to the American calendar,” President Donald

Trump Renames San Andreas Fault to “Joe Biden’s Fault”

NEEDLES, CA — Just shy of the California border In a speech originally intended to promote “Godly Growth and Grit”

admin July 29, 2025 No Comment

White House Launches CCCP Mars Initiative for Compact Patriots

WASHINGTON, D.C. — July 29, 2025In an unprecedented announcement that captured the attention of aspiring astronauts and cost-conscious taxpayers alike,

admin June 19, 2025 No Comment

Operation Bedazzle: Inside the Glittering Rebellion Against ICE

LOS ANGELES, CA – It began, as all revolutions do, on TikTok. User @ShimmerForJustice posted a now-viral video of what

admin June 18, 2025 No Comment

BREAKING: Peg Bundy Crowned Disney Princess in Post-Merger Reality Breakdown

HOLLYWOOD, CAIn a move few saw coming but many now can’t unsee, Disney has announced Peg Bundy, the legendary queen

admin June 10, 2025 No Comment

National Guard Now Available via Presidential DoorDash

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a bold leap forward for executive overreach and logistics innovation, President Trump has quietly rolled out