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Trump Renames San Andreas Fault to “Joe Biden’s Fault”

NEEDLES, CA — Just shy of the California border In a speech originally intended to promote “Godly Growth and Grit”
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White House Launches CCCP Mars Initiative for Compact Patriots

WASHINGTON, D.C. — July 29, 2025In an unprecedented announcement that captured the attention of aspiring astronauts and cost-conscious taxpayers alike,
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Operation Bedazzle: Inside the Glittering Rebellion Against ICE

LOS ANGELES, CA – It began, as all revolutions do, on TikTok. User @ShimmerForJustice posted a now-viral video of what
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BREAKING: Peg Bundy Crowned Disney Princess in Post-Merger Reality Breakdown

HOLLYWOOD, CAIn a move few saw coming but many now can’t unsee, Disney has announced Peg Bundy, the legendary queen
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National Guard Now Available via Presidential DoorDash

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a bold leap forward for executive overreach and logistics innovation, President Trump has quietly rolled out
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